Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Leave Your Office In-Time at 6 PM

  1. 1 - Employment letter stated that working hour finishes at 6.00 PM

  2. 2 - Work is a never ending process. Even if you stay until next morning you will never finish it.

  3. 3 - Humans are not robots. Even robots/machines have to rest or else they will be facing breakdown problems

  4. 4 - You love your career, but your family is even more important than your career in your life.

  5. 5 - If you fail in your life, your boss is not going to be the one who gives you a helping hand whereas your family would definitely offer help

  6. 6 - You do no want to screw up or make your life miserable because of your job

  7. 7 - Monthly salary = Work from 9 AM - 6 PM

    If 6.30 PM = $0.00 + 0 Bonus + 0 Appreciation + Bad Health + Bad Social Life + Poor Family Relationship.

    Equal To : Unproductive Employee + Performance Drop + Company Reputation Drops + Retrenchment Rate Increases + Resignation Rate Increases

  8. 8 - If the person who disagree to the above formulation, we think he/she is a loser who has no life, heartless, doomed workaholic, etc. He/She deserves the 'Best Employee Of the Year Award'!

  9. 9 - You don't give a damn if your boss fires you

  10. 10 - For the chinese, remember this 'House In The East No Longer Keeps You, Then Just Move To The West House'
    'Dong Ka Umm Da, Da Sai Ka!'

At what time you want to leave your office now?