Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Kabhi Honda Chalaya Kya? - Bihari Vs Sardarji - Nice Joke

One day there was a Bihari going in a Fiat Car at 45 KMPH on a high way and enjoying his drive. Suddenly a Sardaji came zooooooooooooooooming on a Honda and peeped into the car and shouted at the Bihari 'Kabhi Honda chalaya kya?' and sped off....
The Bihari was surprised but he did not bother. 

After some time the Sardarji came zoooooooooom... in the opposite direction, peeped into the car and shouted again 'kabhi honda chalaya kya?' and speed off, This time the Bihari was annoyed , since the Sardar was teasing about his driving. 

After some time again the Sardar came back speeding and said the same thing peeping into the car . 
The Bihari was about to say something but the Sardar sped off. This time the Bihari increased his speed but suddenly stopped as he found the Sardar lying on the road, bleeding.. He got down and mocked at the sardar ' Kyon Sardarji , Kabhi Honda Chalaye kya?'

The sardar said  arre...' Wohi to puch raha tha , Brakes kahaan hain dhoond raha tha'!! 
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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

What a Confidence - Conversation between Gurmukh and Mr. Bush - Joke of the day!!

George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang.

'Hello, Mr. Bush!' a heavily accented voice said, 'This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab ..... I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!'

'Well, Gurmukh,' Bush replied, 'This is indeed important news! How big is your army'

'Right now,' said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, 'there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbor Bhagat, and the entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight'

Bush paused. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command.'

'Arrey O! Main kya..' said Gurmukh. 'I'll have to ring you back!'

Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.

'Mr. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!'

'And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh' Bush asked.

'Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor.'

Bush sighed. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke.'

'Oh teri....' said Gurmukh. 'I'll have to get back to you.'

Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.

'Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne...... We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!'

Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. 'I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!'

'Tera pala hove....' said Gurmuk, 'I'll have to ring you back.'

Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day.

'Kiddan, Mr.Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war.'

'I'm sorry to hear that,' said Bush. 'Why the sudden change of heart'

'Well,' said Gurmukh, 'we've all had a long chat over a couple of lassi's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners of wars!'


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Thursday, August 21, 2008

2 Suicide Bomb Blast in Pakistan, Islamabad - Atleast 60 People Dead

As per the recent news, At least 60 people were killed and scores injured when two suicide attackers blew themselves up Thursday (August 21, 2008)outside the entry gates of Pakistan's largest military munitions plant, the police and hospital officials said. The brazen, coordinated attack, the latest on a military target, was the deadliest in the country in more than a year. The Pakistani Taliban claimed responsibility.

The bombings came just days after the resignation of President Pervez Musharraf, leaving two rival political parties in the governing coalition haggling over the question of succession and adding a new layer of turbulence to an unstable, nuclear-armed nation. Neither party has been anxious to take on the campaign against the militants, which is seen here as an American conflict foisted on the country.

The large military compound is located in the city of Wah, in the same district as the city of Rawalpindi, where Pakistan's military has its headquarters. The attack occurred during the afternoon rush hour at a shift change, while workers were exiting the compound gates.

Nasir Durrani, a regional police official in the Rawalpindi district, which includes Wah, said one attack occurred outside the main gate to the compound and the second attack took place outside another gate.

Panic gripped the area after the attack. Ambulances rushed to Wah from the nearby garrison city of Rawalpindi and security personnel cordoned off the area around the compound.

As the ruling coalition wrangles over who will succeed Mr. Musharraf, the country is facing an emboldened Taliban insurgency that is rapidly moving beyond its sanctuaries in the tribal regions of Pakistan and reaching into other parts of the country.

Links: MyToday News

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Saturday, August 16, 2008

Axis Bank Website is Not Opening Since Yesterday

Its very strange that the website of one of the big bank, AXIS, is not getting opened since yesterday!! (August 15, 08). How come one of the best bank is not able to put its website live? There is not even any email regarding this. The site is - Do anybody has success in opening since yesterday? If yes, please let me know.

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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Marc Faber Comment on US Economy

Dr. Marc Faber concluded his monthly bulletin (June 2008) with the Following:

"The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China. If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on beer, since these are the only products still produced in US. I've been doing my part."

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Good Eye Exercise - Spot the Hidden Odd Alphabet or Number

Can u find the B (there are 2B's)?


Once youve found the 'B', Find the 1


Once you found the 1............ ... Find the 6

9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999699999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999
9999999999999999999 999999999999999

Once you have found the 6... Find the N (it's hard!!)


Once you've found the N... Find the Q...


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Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Helmet Rules and Regulations in Kerala

As per new rule in Kerala, no Helmet is required for those who are sitting behind!!!!!!!

Just see how keralites obey the order!

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Monday, August 4, 2008

Women And Their Craze For Possessions - Crazy

A woman parked her brand-new Lexus in front of her office ready to show it off to her colleagues. As she got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.

The woman immediately grabbed her cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the woman started screaming hysterically.
Her Lexus, which she had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the woman finally wound down from her ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you women are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the woman.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"OH MY GOD!" screamed the woman. "Where's my new bracelet?
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pit's (Brangelina) Twins Photos - Costliest Million Dollar Celebrity Kids - Published on People and Hello Magazine

One of the most awaited pictures of 'Brad Pitt' and 'Angelina Jolies' Twins photos are published in 'People' and 'Hello' Magazines.

Since the time, Anglina Jolie gave birth to the Twins on July 12, Nice, France, the speculations were high as which magazine will get the rights to publish the exclusive photos and for what cost.

Hello Magazine showing the Brad, Anjelina's Twins Photos - Vivienne, Knox

At last, the million dollar celebrity kids, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, bagged around $14m from the 'People' and 'Hello' magazines. The celebrity pair, Brad Pitt and Anglina Jolie have decided to donate all the money to the charitable purpose.

People Magazine showing the Brangelina's Twins Photos - Vivienne, Knox

The exclusive photo shoot with Knox, Vivienne, Jolie, Pitt and the couple's other four children, Maddox, Zahara, Pax and Shiloh was conducted by Getty Images.

Angelina Jolie and actor partner Brad Pitt are already parents to adopted children Maddox, Pax, Zahara, and biological daughter Shiloh.

In India, I guess, the first photo of Hottest Celebrity Pair, Abhishek Bachchan and Aishwarya Rai's (Ash-Abhi) first baby will bag the huge money!!!

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Why Women Are So Special

Mum and Dad were watching TV when Mum said, 'I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed.'

She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches.. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning.

She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer.

She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom.

She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the excursion and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair.

She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her bag.

Mum then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night Solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails.

Dad called out, 'I thought you were going to bed.' 'I'm on my way,' she said. She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on.

She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and radios, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the basket, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework.

In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack.

She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals.

About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular. 'I'm going to bed.' And he did...without another thought.

Anything extraordinary here?

Wonder why women live longer...? 'CAUSE THEY ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL...... (and we can't die sooner, we still have things to do!!!!)
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Friday, August 1, 2008

Picture Of The Year 2008 - Software Engineers - IT Industry

Output of IT Industry

See the Output of our IT Industry..
The fate of Our Proud Sofware Engineers!!!!
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Farq Sirf Itna Sa Tha - Emotional Hindi Kavita, Shayari

Teri doli uthi,
Meri mayyat uthi,
Phool tujh par bhi barse,
Phool mujh par bhi barse,


Tu saj gayi,
Mujhe sajaya gaya ,
Tu bhi ghar ko chali,
Main bi ghar ko chala,


Tu uth ke gayi,
Mujhe uthaya gaya ,
Mehfil wahan bhi thi,
Log yahan bhi the,


Unka hasna wahan,
Inka rona yahan,
Qazi udhar bhi tha, Molvi idhar bhi tha,

Do bol tere pade, Do bol mere pade,
Tera nikah pada, Mera janaaza pada,


Tujhe apnaya gaya ,
Mujhe dafnaya gaya
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Situation on a Salary Day !!! - How will it be?

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Solar Eclipse - When and Where? - Canda, Russia, Mongolia, China, India, Karnataka, Delhi, Mumbai, Chennai, Kolkata

Today ie August 1, 2008 will witness the 'Solar Eclipse'. One of the rare natural phenomenon which occurs once in many years. Today once again the day has come. 'Solar Eclipse' is the result of moon coming in between the Sun and Earth.

A total Solar Eclipse will be visible in Canada extending across Northern Greenland, the Arctic, Central Russia, Mongolia and China. The elipse starts at 1:34 PM and will end at 6:08 PM

In India, the partial Solar Eclipse will be seen starting from about 4.00 PM except Nagaland and Mizoram

Where and at what time? Hoping there won't be rain and sky will be clear

  • Bangalore - Starts at 4.42 PM and ends at 6:07 PM
  • Delhi - Starts at 4:03 PM and ends at 5:56 PM.
  • Mumbai - Starts from 4:27 PM and ends at 6:03 PM
  • Chennai - Starts from 4:40 PM and ends at 6:07 PM
  • Kolkata - Starts from 4:18 PM and ends at 6:02 PM

What to avoid?

  • Viewing the eclipse with naked eyes as it would be very dangerous
  • Viewing the Sun through a telescope or a pair of binoculars without a proper filter as it could destroy the eyesight

Good News:

  • NASA in partnership with the Exploratorium Science Centre, San Francisco, and the University of California at Berkeley, will transmit coverage of the total eclipse in a live streaming webcast. - Log on to

  • Next solar eclipse again on July 22, 2009 [Some say January 26, 08]

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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Reasons for Not Making Love In 1 Year - Husband Vs Wife

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just lay there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move


I think you have things a little confused.
Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV

Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on
my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Killer English - Funny Angrezi

Have look at these killer english conversations.. Funny Angrezi... Isn't it?
  • Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette...?
  • Class teacher once said : " pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
  • Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to America.."
  • Don't..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
  • It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said "why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
  • Teacher in a furious mood...
  • Write down ur name and father of ur name!!
  • shhh... Quiet... The principal is revolving around college
  • My manager started like this
  • Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids
  • I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
  • will u hang that calender or else I'll HANG MYSELF
  • Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...
  • My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter
  • Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
  • why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!
  • Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
  • I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
  • Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
  • Keep quiet, the principal has passed away
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ICICI Vs HSBC Vs Barclays - Must Read

Who is the BEST - ICICI , HSBC or Barclays?

One day, three bankers, one from HSBC, one from ICICI and one from Barclays, went out for a walk.

"Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?"

Why not, said the other two.

The ICICIian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm".

Being a pure logical strategist, the person from Barclays tried to make the monkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still.

As a more practical banker, the HSBC guy tried to make funny gestures... No good, the monkey stayed put...

Now, comes the ICICIian. Being the practical guy he was always trained to be, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughing at him..

The other two were astonished. So the HSBC guy said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make this monkey cry!!"

So there they went again, applying the same methods as before. The Barclays guy narrated sad stories, the HSBC guy made sad gestures, and they failed again...

Then, the ICICIian again whispered something into the monkey's ear and oh! It started crying, patting the ICICIian's shoulder!

The other two just could not believe their eyes! So the Barclays guy said "OK, you've won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you. Let's make this monkey run".

And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed where it was.. The HSBC guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded the monkey- still No go. comes ICICIian, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear. The Monkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it was scared to death!

The other two surrendered.

They Said: "OK, we give up.

You're the best among us, and you work for the Best firm of the three. But please, please tell us your secret," they begged him.

"Well", said the ICICIian , "The first time I made it laugh, I told I work for ICICI . The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid it started crying.

And then I told that I was here for recruitment !!!
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Bangalore - Be Strong

We in Bangalore can keep the spirit of Bangalore high and ensure that no one can make us bow-down to pressures.

No Bang Can Take The Bang Out of BANGALORE.Courtesy: Maa Communications

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Next Bomb Blast in Chennai and Kolkata? - Its Rumor

Today I have got a mail as below:

Dear All,
Govt. has requested the people to avoid going to public places tomorrow, as red alert is declared all over Chennai following the serial blasts in Bangalore and Ahmadabad.
It has been guessed that they are following the word: BACK

B - Bangalore
A - Ahmadabad
C - Chennai
K - Kolkata

Please forward this to everybody you care for.

There is no confirmation about this message. So there is no need to be panic. This is just a rumor spreading in the form of an email.
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Sunday, July 27, 2008

Bomb Blast In Kerala? - A Threatening Phone Call to TV9

Next bomb target is 'Kerala'? As per the news on TV9, today (July 27, 08) the office of TV9 got a call at 3:28 PM. The caller said that he is calling from the Pakistan and alerted that there will be a bomb blast in Kerala at around 7:00 PM. The Unknown said that he belongs to 'Mujahuddin' group.

Eventhough the caller said that the call is from Pakistan, it has been traced out that the call was made from the 'Internet'.

Kerala is on High Alert. The security has been tightened in all the sensitive and major places.

Is this the call to alert or to divert the officials to some other place and carry on the blasts at some other state? Only the time has answer!!!

How to handle with the situation?

  • The citizens shouldn't be panic
  • Everybody needs to be alert and should inform the police immediately in case if any suspicious things are seen, and help the police to handle the situation
  • Its advisible to not to go out of the house unless going out is very urgent and important
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Saturday, July 26, 2008

Difference Between Focusing On Problems And Focusing On Solutions

If you find some time out of your busy schedule please go through this article. The moral of these 2 practical problems can be applied in our day-to-day life. I feel it will be of much more Importance to us in our Professional Life as well as Personal Life.

Case 1:
When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity (ink won't flow down to the writing surface). To solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million.

They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees C.

And what did the Russians do...?? They used a pencil.

Case 2:
One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of the empty soapbox, which happened in one of Japan's biggest cosmetics companies.

The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a soapbox that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly line, which transported all the packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department. For some reason, one soapbox went through the assembly line empty. Management asked its engineers to solve the problem.

Post-haste, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soapboxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty. No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent a whoopee amount to do so.

But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed with the same problem, he did not get into complications of X-rays, etc., but instead came out with another solution. He bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each soapbox passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line.

Always look for simple solutions. Devise the simplest possible solution that solves the problems
Always focus on solutions and not on problems. So at the end of the day the thing that really matters is – How one looks into the problem. Only those who can see the invisible can do the impossible.

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12 Serial Bomb Blasts in Ahmedabad, Gujarat

The nation is under 'Terror Attack'. Exactly after the day of 9 serial bomb blasts in Bangalore, now Ahmedabad witnessed 12 serial bomb blasts. The Gujarat is in High Alert.


  • 12 bomb blasts in Ahmedabad, Gujarat
  • One blast in bus
  • More than 1 killed and 18 are severly injured
  • All the blasts were of low intensity
  • Cycles and tiffin boxes have been used for the blast
  • 'Indian Mujahuddin' claims the blasts
  • All the major metropolitan cities are on high alert
  • The e-mail has been recieved by the intelligence group
  • Ahmedabad Railway station sealed by police

Places of the bomb blast:

  • Maninagar - 6.45 PM (Constituency of Chief Minister Narendra Modi)
  • Diamond Market
  • Saranpur
  • Isanpur
  • Bapu Nagar
  • Raipur

Similarities between Bangalore and Ahmedabad Blasts:

  • All the blasts were of low intensity
  • Blasted near the places where there was no much crowd

Now, What Next? Who/which city is the next target?

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Friday, July 25, 2008

One Live Bomb Found In Bangalore - Near Forum Mall Junction

Exactly after the 'Black Friday', the day after 9 Serial Bomb Blasts, today (July 26, 08) One Live Bomb heas been found near the 'Forum Mall Junction' , Koramangala (Near Police Check post).

Immediately the police and national bomb diffusing squad arrived at the location and diffused the bomb. The police have blocked the roads of Forum Mall and diverted the traffice from the roads of Koramangala and Hosur.

The police has got the information at around 10:30 am in the Saturday morning which helped to diffuse the bomb before it explodes.

As per the police commissioner, Mr. Shankar Bidri, the suspected bomber was wearing the red T-Shirt and is of 25 years old.

It will be good it the people be more alert and careful. Today its being a weekend, there will be a huge crowd in the malls and multiplex theatres and the more traffic too. Hence its very important of each and every citizen of Bangalore to be alert and inform the police if any suspected items found.

Deatails of 9 Serial Blasts in Bangalore - July 25, 08
12 Serial Bomb Blasts in Ahmedabad, Gujarat on 26th July, 08

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7 - 9 Serial Bomb Blasts in Bangalore - Updated News

Recent Update: 12 Serial Bomb Blasts in Ahmedabad, Gujarat on 26th July, 08

Highlights (From various News channels):

  • According to Bangalore Police Commissioner, Shankar Bidari, 9 blasts rocked Bangalore.
  • Blasts were of low intensity.
  • The 7 blasts took place within a span of 60 minutes (1.20 PM to 2.35 PM).
  • 1 Killed and 7 injured.
  • Deceased has been identified as 'Smt. Sudha Ravi'. Government has announced Rs. 1 Lakh to the family of deceased.
  • Husband of deceased, Mr. Ravi is admitted to Nimhans Hospital
  • "In all these cases they have created the blast using timer devices," Bangalore Commissioner of Police Shankar Bidari told reporters
  • Bangalore is on High Alert
  • Tight Security at Majestic, Bus Stand, Railway Station and International Airoplane (BIAL).
  • Possibility of Simi and LeT (Laskar-E-Toiba) behind the blasts.

List of the places and timing of bomb blasts:

  1. Madiwala Check Post, Near Police Station - 1.20 PM
  2. Nayandahalli, Mysore Road - 1.25 PM
  3. Adugudi - 1.40 PM and 1.42 PM
  4. Eagle Street, Koramangla - 2.10 PM
  5. Vittal Mallaya Road - 2.25 PM
  6. Langford Town - 2.35 PM and
  7. Richmond Town - 2.35 PM
  8. Near Gopalan Mall, Tata Showroom on Mysore Road - Around 5 PM

The Headlines appearing on news channels :

  • 'Black Friday' for the Bangalore
  • Serial Blasts Rock the City
  • Terror Strikes Bangalore
  • IT Hub Under Attack
  • 7 Blasts Rock Bangalore

Certain possible misleading information appearing on web are as below: (Considering the TV News as the current and right)

The questions raised are:

  • Is Bangalore A Soft Target for Terror?
  • Why is Bangalore on Terror Radar?
  • Why Has Bangalore Become An Easy Target?
  • Huji Hands in Bangalore Blasts?
  • Was this a failure of Intelligence Authority?

Videos of News Channels Showing the bomb blasts of Bangalore

TV9 News Channel

Images of the bomb blasts:

Bomb Blast Near Madivala Bus Stand Bomb blast near Madivala Bus Stand, Bangalore

Police inspecting the bomb blast near bus stand

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Breaking News - Six Serial Bomb Blasts Rock Bangalore, One Killed

One woman has been reportedly killed and about 15 injured in six serial bomb blasts that rocked the southern city of Bangalore today (July 25).

The first bomb blast took place at around 1:30 pm at the Madivala checkpost in the city, while the second blast has been reported from Mysore road. The Third blast has been reported from Ashoknagar area.

Telephone networks have been jammed following reports of blasts.

According to reports, gelatin stick could have been used in the 'low intensity' blasts.
Click here for the 'Updated News Information'

The news is getting broadcasted in the news channel : Times Now.
The further updates and information can be accessed from the following URLs:
Times Now -

Rediff -

What a heinous act.. Such a shame on these people. How cruel..

Who are the culprits? Who are the Targets? IT Sector?

Is this the just trailer for the coming 'August 15th'?

'Updated News Information >>

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The Mummy 3 - Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor - Video Clips, Trailers and Pictures


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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Top 5 Motorbike Crashes - Hillarious Video

Watch this stunning video showing the Top 5 Motorbike Crashes. I just wonder how these riders manage these horrible accidents.. !! The last scene is horrible..

The background music for the video is good, starting with 'Mission Impossible' followed by some other tunes.

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Baby Shakkira - Cute Dance

Watch the wonderful, cute, Baby Shakkira moving her hips. Wonderful steps.. Isn't it?

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New Company Privacy Policy - Very Funny Photos

Here are some of the extreme funny effects/photos of Privacy Policy in Offices..

Cover Hand and Keyboard - New Privacy Policy!!

Oh No!! Nobody can see what the lady is typing.. Does she know atleast??

Cover Hand, Keyboard and Even Monitor - New Privacy Policy!!

Good Going.. Nobody can see even the contents on Monitor...!!!

Cover Your Head along with Whole Laptop - New Privacy Policy!!

Wow!! Now even the employee's face itself is hidden.. What a privacy??

Where is the Person? - New Privacy Policy!!

My Salute to the inventor of the policy and the bag!!

Do you feel this kind of privacy policy should be incorporated?
Are you ready for this?? ;-)

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Matrimonial Profiles of Guys From Different Professions...

Below are some of the funny, humurous Matrimony Profiles of Boys from different professions.


Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria, making me desirous of marriage. I'm looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and pills, is religious minded and keeps away from all sins be it anasin, metasin or crosin. I promise to be a good doctor with no side effects. Apply or reply.


Allah ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de,
Doosre ki nahi to apni hi de de,
Allah tujhe ek ke badle do dega,
Hillary hogi to Monika bhi dega


I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord, i.e., Myself. Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.


Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.


Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a soda factory. I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home. Friends come home only seven times a week. Girl preferred will carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be ample.


Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above average and must run the household at a good average.


Wanted a Girl with a Lovely Look & Feel, Good GUI with Security features(privileges only for the Specific User especially critical Functionalities). There must not be any Critical or Medium Bug in her. Low Bugs can be deferred But needs to be fixed by the Next Build. She must _NOT_ be PLATFORM INDEPENDENT or USER FRIENDLY. We are ready to Test the Application & CERTIFY the product but we will assure it will never be released to ANY OTHER Customer.


Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai,
Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye,
Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi,
To yaaron ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi.

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Team Work of Software Industry - IT Sector

Team work of Software Industry.
Now I know why IT Sector sucks..

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Monday, July 21, 2008

Sachin Tendulkar Maintains His Integrity - But Others?

Sachin Tendulkar maintains - Whereas others?where are they looking at
Where are they looking at?
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Marriage - Opinion Of Great Personalities

What is your opinion about Marriage? Below are the opinions of some renowned great personalities. Do read them.

  • I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
    David Bissonette

  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
    Sacha Guitry

  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
    Hemant Joshi

  • By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

  • Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

  • The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
    Sigmund Freud

  • I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

  • "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
    Henny Youngman

  • "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
    Sam Kinison

  • "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
    James Holt McGavran

  • "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
    Patrick Murray

  • Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

  • The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

  • You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
    Henny Youngman

  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    Rodney Dangerfield

  • A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
    Milton Berle

  • Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
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Importance of Paying Attention - Advice from a Medical Professor

1st year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The 1st is that you are not disgusted by anything involving the human body.' For example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.

he students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them, 'The 2nd most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention...'

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Saturday, July 19, 2008

Top 10 Reasons To Like Woman

Here are the Top 10 Reasons to Like a Woman..

You can feel her Care in form of a Sister...

You can feel her Warmth in form of a Friend...

You can feel her Passion in form of a Beloved...

You can feel her Dedication in form of a Wife...

You can feel her Divinity in form of a Mother...

You can feel her Blessings in form of a Grandmother...

Yet she is so Tough too...

Her heart is so Tender...

So Naughty...

So Charming...

So Sharing...

So Melodious...

She is a Woman...

She is a Life...
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Friday, July 18, 2008

Worlds First Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, Gave Birth To Baby Girl

Worlds 1st "Pregnant Man", Thomas Beatie, the 'Transgendered Man' gave birth to a "Baby Girl" on June 29, 2008

World's First Pregnant Man - Thomas Beatie

Today's 'Thomas Beatie' was called earlier as 'Tracy Lagondino' — a plain old, “Hawaiian Lesbian”. Grew up in Hawaii as a girl but later legally changed to a male identity, took hormone shots and had his breasts surgically removed, but kept his female reproductive organs because mum-of-two Nancy (His wife), 46, had a hysterectomy in the 1980s. Beatie became pregnant using donor sperm and artificial insemination.

Tracy, Before becoming a Transgendered Man, Thomas
Earlier Images of Thomas when he was a Hawaii Girl.

Speaking weeks before the birth, Beatie described the unborn child as "Our Little Miracle".
He added: "Wanting to have a biological child is neither a male nor female desire but a Human Desire. I will be my daughter's father and Nancy her mother."

Selecting the dress for baby
Pregnant man with wife selecting dress for the daughter

Thomas Beatie brushing
Thomas Beatie, brushing with wife

Pregnant Man enjoying the nature
1st Pregnant Man with his wife enjoying the nature

Thomas Beatie enjoying the male pregnancy

1st Pregnant Man feeding and playing with parrot
Thomas resting and feeding the parrot

Cot for the History Baby
The Cot for the History Baby, a result of Male Pregnancy

Pregnant Man sharing nice moments with his wife Nancy

Thomas Beatie and his wife Nancy

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

What Is True Love - Know Your Feelings

Do you know what is called as True Love?. Are you having some feelings towards somebody special? Read below to know whether your feelings are Love or not.

  • Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing and is your voice caught within your chest?
    -It isn't love, it's LIKE.

  • You can't keep your eyes or hands off of her, am I right?
    -It isn't love, it’s LUST.

  • Are you proud, and eager to show her off??
    -It isn't love, it’s LUCK.

  • Do you want her because you know she's there??
    -It isn't love, it’s LONELINESS.

  • Are you with her because it’s what everyone wants??
    -It isn't love, it’s LOYALTY.

  • Are you with her because she kissed you, or held your hand?
    -It isn't love, its LOW CONFIDENCE.

  • Do you stay for her confessions of love, because you don't want to hurt her?
    -It isn't love, it’s PITY.

  • Do you belong to her because the sight of her makes your heart skip a beat??
    -It isn't love, it’s INFATUATION.

  • Do you pardon her faults because you care about her?
    -It isn't love, it’s FRIENDSHIP.

  • Do you tell her every day she is the only one you think of?
    -It isn't love, it’s a LIE.

  • Are you willing to give up all of your favorite things for her sake?
    -It isn't love, it’s CHARITY.

  • Does your heart ache and breaks when she's sad?
    -Then it's LOVE.

  • Do you cry for her pain, even when she's strong?
    -Then it's LOVE.

  • Do her eyes see your true heart, and touch your soul so deeply it hurts?
    -Then it's LOVE.

  • Do you stay because a blinding, incomprehensible mix of pain and relation pulls you close and holds you to her?
    -Then it's LOVE.

  • Do you accept her faults because it's a part of who she is?
    -Then it's LOVE.

  • Are you attracted to others, but stay with her faithfully without regret??
    -Then it's LOVE.

  • Would you give her your heart, your life, your death??
    -Then it's LOVE.

Now, if love is painful, and tortures us so, why do we love?
Why is it all we search for in life? This pain, this agony?

Why is it all we long for? This torture, this powerful death of self? Why?
The answer is so simple because it's...LOVE.

It is such addictive things that even people who are not having it wish to experience it and share it with others as well.

"The greatest weakness of humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they are still alive"

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Kingfisher Owner Vijay Malya's Amazing Answer - This is Attitude

After an international beer conference in London , all the world's top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together.

The Chairman of Budweiser says, 'I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, 'The King of Beers:Give me a Budweiser.'
The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him.

The Chairman of Guinness says, 'I'd like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness.'
The bartender serves him.

The Chairman of Carlsberg says, ' I would like the world's best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg.'
He gets it.

Vijay Mallya sits down, looks around and says, 'Just give me a Coke.'
The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him.
The other brewery bosses laugh loudly and say, 'Hey Vijay, how come you aren't drinking a Kingfisher?'

'Listen,' says Vijay Mallya, 'If you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I'

This is Attitude!!!! !

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A Short Story - Time To Change Your Email Password

Ramya was about to leave office after finishing her work. She got a call from her husband Anantha Krishnan

RAMYA: "Hello, yes AK".
AK: "Ramya, can you open my gmail and get a print out of the mail from that Singapore consultant? I forgot to take it in my office"
RAMYA: "Yes, I can, I need your password"
AK: "jeni22091980"
RAMYA: "Ok fine"

She takes the print out and logs out. Some thought struck her mind suddenly.
JENI happens to be his college mate. Hmmm...

She decides not to discuss this with AK. She simply opens her mail box and changes the password from "mohan143" to "Anantharamya" and leaves for home!

MORAL OF THE STORY: Change your password! NOW!

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Cute Love Story - Different of Its Own

Hi Friends, here is one cute Love Story which I got through mail, which I would like to share with you all. Do you have 3 minutes? Otherwise comeback again when you have time.. Read till the end. Am sure it touches your heart. Here the story goes..


She is my first and the only love till this point. Her name is Nivedita, a Software Engineer by profession. She is turning 24 shortly and she is undoubtedly the most beautiful girl on earth. I made it a point to share my feelings today with her, hoping this letter would do it all. I have not written any letters in my life till now, and this is perhaps the first time I pen down my thoughts and expectations for the person I love the most on earth.

It's been 4 years since we met each other and a strong bond has grown between us through these years. I was unaware of her love for a long time. In fact, I hadn't spoken a word with her till about a year I had seen her for the first time. It was in one long journey in train, I understood her love for me. It happened a year ago.
It was a trip from Kanyakumari to Chennai in Kanyakumari Express. We had passed Vizhupuram and it was 3 am in the morning. I thought I was the only one who was awake in the whole compartment in that early hour. But to my surprise, she was also awake.
I didn't know then that it was for me she had got up that early. Hardly had she seemed to move her sight away from me. She smiled at me very often and every time I encountered that cute smile, I started eagerly awaiting the next battle with her smile and shining eyes. Her smile had everything in it, the story of unbelievable affection, care and what not.

From that moment, till now, I too have loved her to a great extent. We have never exchanged words about the love we have towards each other, but words are too less to reflect the amount of affection and love we share. I have always thought that the love would remain throughout our life and it happened to be the same till 3 months back.

Vivek had come into my life 3 months back. In fact I myself had waited his arrival for quite a long time, but from the moment he arrived, he has been the worst enemy in my life. Nivedita and he had grown close over times, and the fraction of time she spent with me got lowered to a great extent. Even the latest Sensex fall would be less compared to the fall in her affection for me.
I have wondered how it could suddenly happen, after near to four long years of understanding and love amidst us. At times, I have felt like killing that guy Vivek, but I have not had that much strength or braveness to do that. Still, what can he do? He did no mistake to his part, except for being born charming, cute and fair.

Two days before when I saw her, she was feeding food for him and I was hurt to the core on seeing the incident. My anger had boiled down to tears, and I broke. It took almost close to three hours for me stop crying, I felt I had cried more than how much I would have cried when I was born.

I have been trying to understand where it all went wrong, but to my fortune, till now, I haven't been able spot it out. Once for all, I decided to tell all my feelings to her, no matter how she is going to deal with it. I have heard my dad saying a lot of times 'Something is better than nothing!' and I made up my mind to do 'something'.

I fixed today to be the 'DATE' for throwing open in front of her the 'TALE' of My Pure Love for her. I don't know whether I will get a positive response from her, but I pray God that only the best happens.


My school bell has rung. The lunch break is over. My 'UKG' classmates would be ready to welcome me with the same cute smile as ever.

I hope my 'MOTHER' Nivedita will be alright, understands me and shares some time with me also, apart from that she spends with my 3 months old rascal 'BROTHER' Vivek.

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Leave Your Office In-Time at 6 PM

  1. 1 - Employment letter stated that working hour finishes at 6.00 PM

  2. 2 - Work is a never ending process. Even if you stay until next morning you will never finish it.

  3. 3 - Humans are not robots. Even robots/machines have to rest or else they will be facing breakdown problems

  4. 4 - You love your career, but your family is even more important than your career in your life.

  5. 5 - If you fail in your life, your boss is not going to be the one who gives you a helping hand whereas your family would definitely offer help

  6. 6 - You do no want to screw up or make your life miserable because of your job

  7. 7 - Monthly salary = Work from 9 AM - 6 PM

    If 6.30 PM = $0.00 + 0 Bonus + 0 Appreciation + Bad Health + Bad Social Life + Poor Family Relationship.

    Equal To : Unproductive Employee + Performance Drop + Company Reputation Drops + Retrenchment Rate Increases + Resignation Rate Increases

  8. 8 - If the person who disagree to the above formulation, we think he/she is a loser who has no life, heartless, doomed workaholic, etc. He/She deserves the 'Best Employee Of the Year Award'!

  9. 9 - You don't give a damn if your boss fires you

  10. 10 - For the chinese, remember this 'House In The East No Longer Keeps You, Then Just Move To The West House'
    'Dong Ka Umm Da, Da Sai Ka!'

At what time you want to leave your office now?

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Sunday, July 13, 2008

Axis Bank Security Alert!: Multiple failed logins on Internet Banking Module - Phishing, Fraud

Have you got any mail with the subject " Security Alert!: Multiple failed logins on Internet Banking Module " from 'Axis Bank '? Then be very careful. Read this article very carefully as the mail you have got is of Phishing Site

Even one of my friend has got the similar mail. Here I am posting the mail along with the contents for your reference. Later I will show you how you too can identify that the mail was from Hacker referencing to the phising site.

Here is the content of the mail

Date: 2008/7/11
Subject: Security Alert!: Multiple failed logins on Internet Banking Module

Axis Bank Logo

Security Alert:
The security of your identity and personal account information is extremelyimportant to us. We are upgrading our Online Security as an additional wayof protecting your account and reducing the instances of fraud on our website.Our Enhanced Online Security access will allow AXIS BANK Online security team to verify your identity from your computer anywhere you bank online. Your online account access information's would be recognized and you will be notified through SMS that you have signed on to AXIS Online Banking. This Two-way processensures that both parties are confident of each other's identity. Every customer that uses AXIS Online Banking access will be required toactivate his or her Two-way Online Security.

To activate this service please click on the following link:
h ttps://
Thank You.

Accounts Management As outlined in our User Agreement, Axis ® Bank will periodically send you information about site changes and enhancements.
Visit our Privacy Policy and User Agreement if you have any questions.


Here is the image of the email

Email depicting as Axis Bank Security Alert

Now give a closer attention to the URL (website address) provided in the mail

Wrong URL for Axis Bank Security Page

From the above image you can see that the URL mentioned is
'h ttps://'. Make a note that there is gap between 'h' and 't' of 'https'. And the very interesting part is that when I took my mouse over the link, the actual address to which the url was pointing, was shown in the 'Status Bar' of the browser and the URL was "". This URL is totally different than the one mentioned in the mail. This is the 1st observation to identify whether the mail is from the bank or from hacker.

When I clicked on the url immediately my Firefox Browser alerted me saying that this is the phishing site, as shown below in the image.

Web Forgery or Phishing Activity Notification by Firefox

This is the 2nd and most important observation to identify whether the site is geniune of phishing site.

Here, I was lucky as I was using the 'Firefox Browser' and it showed me that the site is a fake, but what if you are using some other browsers? (Readers, if there are any utilities for Opera and Internet Explorer browsers to identify the phishing, kindly let me know by adding in comments).

So whatever the case it might be, be very careful whenever you get such a mails.

Word of caution: Don't think that it doesn't matter you, incase if you don't have an account in 'Axis Bank'... There are chances that you may get similar kind of email, fake email, related to your bank account like 'ICICI Bank', 'SBI Bank', 'HDFC Bank', 'Corporation Bank', 'Vijaya Bank', 'IDBI Bank'.. etc..

So never ever try to disclose your credentials.. None of the banks will ask you to do so.. Be Aware.... Try to educate your family and friends too....

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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Kids Helping Dog - No Limitations for Helping

See the kindness of these two kids. The way they saved the small dog from the canal, from the water.. There is no limitations for helping..

Kids holding together to save dog from canal
See how the kids are holding together with the help of bag

One kid held the dog to pull it up
The one kid has held the dog.. Hope they will succeed in bringing it up

Kids are getting the dog out from canal
The Dog is about to get out of the canal

Kids rescued the dog from canal at last
At last the kids managed to rescue the dog from canal.

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Why BPO Call Centerd Guys Are Paid So Much


1) Tech Support             : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer                      : "Ok."

Tech Support                 : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer                      : "No."

Tech Support                 : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer                      : "No."

Tech Support                 : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer                      : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."


2) Customer      : "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."

Tech                 : "Did you install the update?"

Customer          : "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"


3)Customer       : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."

                : "Tell me what you've done."

Customer          : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."

Tech                 : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."  

Customer          : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."

Tech                 : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."

Customer          : "What?"

Tech                 : "Did you buy MS word?"

Customer          : "No..."


4) Customer      : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"

Tech                 : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)


5) Tech             : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?"

Customer          : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

Tech                 : ##### ***


6) Tech             : "What type of computer do you have?"

Customer          : "A white one."

Tech                 : ******_____####  


7) Tech             : "What operating system are you running?"

Customer          : "Pentium."

Tech                 : ////-----+++


8). Customer     : "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."

Tech                 : ??????


9).Cus tomer     : "I have Microsoft Exploder."

Tech                 : ?!%#$


10).Customer     : "How do I print my voicemail?"

Tech                 : ??????


11). Customer    : "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly."

Tech                 : "What does it say?"

Customer          : "Something about an error and non-system disk."

Tech                 : "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"

Customer          : "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."

Tech                 : @@@@@


12). Tech           : "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."

Customer          : "Is that Eastern time?"


13). Tech           : "What does the screen say now?"

Customer          : "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."

Tech                 : "Well?"

Customer          : "How do I know when it's ready?"

Tech                 : *** ---- ++++


The best of the lot

14)  A plain computer illiterate guy rings Tech Support to report that his computer is faulty.

Tech     : What's the problem?

User     : There is smoke coming out of the power supply.

Tech     : (keep quite)

Tech     : You'll need a new power supply.

User     : No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.

Tech     : Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.

User     : No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.

Tech     :          

10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up.

Tech     : (hush hush)

Tech     : Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.

User     : I knew it!

Tech     : Just add the line LOAD
NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS . Let me know how it goes.

10 minutes later.

User     : It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.

Tech     : Well, what version of DOS are you using?

User     : MS-DOS 6.22.

Tech     : That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.

1 hour later.

User     : I need a new power supply.

Tech     : How did you come to that conclusion?

Tech     : (hush hush)

User     : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.

Tech     : Then what did he say?

User     : He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.


Heights Of all (Too Good)

15) Customer care officer            :I need a product identification number right now and may I help u in finding it out?

Cust     : sure

CCO     : could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?

Cust     : I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?


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