Marriage - Opinion Of Great Personalities

What is your opinion about Marriage? Below are the opinions of some renowned great personalities. Do read them.

• I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
  David Bissonette
  
  
• When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
  Sacha Guitry
  
  
• After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
  Hemant Joshi
  
  
• By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
  Socrates
  
  
• Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
  Dumas
  
  
• The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
  Sigmund Freud
  
  
• I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
  Anonymous
  
  
• "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
  Henny Youngman
  
  
• "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
  Sam Kinison
  
  
• "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
  James Holt McGavran
  
  
• "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
  Patrick Murray
  
  
• Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
  1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
  2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
  Nash
  
  
• The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
  Anonymous
  
  
• You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
  Henny Youngman
  
  
• My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
  Rodney Dangerfield
  
  
• A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
  Milton Berle
  
  
• Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
  Anonymous