Jokes Collection - 2

Smile a while... J 1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep,  forgot his family,  forgot his food, forgot laughter were called

"Saints"

But now they are called as "IT professionals"

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2)

An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:

"If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"

 

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3)

Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present..   Its just that,

One loves too much, And

the other loves too many,

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4) Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!

 

BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!

 

 

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5) 

Philosophy of life

At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as

GOD,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

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6) What is a Fear?

Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!

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7)

Someone has rightly said,

"A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"

 

No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

 

 

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8.) Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?

Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"

Girl: That's good, Give me 12 of them..!

 

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9) After reading the form filled by an applicant..

The employer said: " WE do have an...  opening for you..! "

Applicant:

What is it?

Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"

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10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..

Drive Slowly, Don't kill our Employee..... Leave them to us