Monday, May 26, 2008

Jokes Collection - 1


Duniya Gol Hai:
 
Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se darti hai,
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,
Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai.!

Duniya Gol Hai..

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Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke "Koi antim ichcha?"

Sharabi: Agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....!

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Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...

Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai..

Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT karida hai...

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Boy to girl: Hey if i climb this coconut tree, I can see Engg college girls.

Girl: Leave both the hands from there, U can see medical college girls..

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Judge- Is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.

Sardar- Nahin mai andha hojaunga.

Judge- kan katne se andha kaise hoga?

Sardar- chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga

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Sardarji went to his neighbours house for function & had some snacks.

Sardar: CHAKLI Kitna different & tasty hai!

Neighbr: wo CHAKLI nahi, MOSQUITO COIL hai....

 
Note: Chakli is a kind of snaks prepared in some states of India.
http://www.aayisrecipes.com/2006/09/14/moong-daal-chakli/
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Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abt u..?

Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..?

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