Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask

1. 1 - At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
   Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
   Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
   
   
2. 2 - In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
   Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
   Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
   
   
3. 3 - At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
   Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
   Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
   
   
4. 4 - At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
   Stupid Question:- Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
   Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
   
   
   
5. 5 - At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
   Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
   Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
   
   
6. 6 - When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
   Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
   Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
   
   
7. 7 - When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call..
   Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
   Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.
   
   
8. 8 - When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
   Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
   Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
   
   
9. 9 - At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
   Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
   Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
   
   
10. 10 - You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
    Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
    Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!